I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
I am literally both of them at the same time
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name “fire place”.
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
Photographic evidence of Justin throwing small minority children and smiling about it.
this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help
Is your name lily? I’m asking because ily 75%
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
i feel so weird saying my own name
people on the internet are so great….we all just seem to click